Issue 11
11 April 2007
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This is an archive story from April 2007. For the most recent stories go here DOCTOR WOOH Caught in the act!  Quantam Pocket Fiddler Time space sex pest strikes again.The deviant known only as Dr. Who has been reported once again near planet earth. ShamelessPrevious victims have been exposed to his shameless 'lordly' activities - attempts to 'share his experiences' and actively engage in 'DNA transfer' - his latest guise for quantam sex-quackery. RobustThis time his victim - Dr Marian Traynor - reported to Police his filthy behaviour. "...he(the Doctor) simply squared up to me and dropped his DNA on my lips. Right in front of the rhino blokes marching down the corridor. I felt... dirty." Band-bucketPrevious victims have included a long line of pretty women and aliens. The Orion Bag joins international, intergalactic and other forces in condeming this sex pest. If you have any ideas on his whereabouts contact your local police station - failing that try shouting the information into an empty bucket. Did you like that? Hate it? Any "facts" we've missed? Tell us using the feedback form... Copyright © 2007 The Orion Bag |
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