PICARD: MY LOCUTUS HELL

Picard: I would rather die

Incorrect strategy

Unhappier times

Enterprise skipper reveals all

In an exclusive interview with The Orion Bag Legendary captain Jean Luc Picard has spoken for the first time of his Borg captivity and assimilation.

Surrender monkey

The French Starfleet Captain has been accused of collaberation with the Borg after he was captured, turned into one of them and proceeded to assimalte and murder thousands of people in the great space battle of Wolf 359.

Convalescing in his family home in La Barre, Picard cuts a nervous figure. Painfully aware that his actions have cost thousands of lives.

Anxious to prove that he was acting under duress he tells the Orion Bag's intrepid reporter Gak 2.0 of his terrifying ordeal.

First Blood

"We were minding our own business well within in Federation borders. Suddenly a Borg cube arrives and the next thing I know I've been taken prisoner." he said tugging on a Gauloise sheepishly.

Picard spoke of his first terrifying experience with the Borg.

"They told me that resistance was futile... and in many ways you can understand their point of view. They insisted that I was assimilated for the purposes of a televison interview - i didn't have a problem with this as I respect their culture."

Awkward moment

The Enterprise captain went on about his angst at selling out the human race:

"When I assimilated all my fellow starfleet officers and consigned them to an existance of eternal torment I felt like a traitor... especially since I seem to have escaped largely unscathed."

"It could have been far worse. They could have put a scarf over my head to cover my beautifull bald pate. Now that would have been humiliating. By the way, when do I get paid?"

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Enterprise skipper reveals all

In an exclusive interview with The Orion Bag Legendary captain Jean Luc Picard has spoken for the first time of his Borg captivity and assimilation.

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