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PRINCESS TO GO TO THE FRONT!

Leia - Battle Ready Heir

Sensible Swimwear

Leia On For Endor Mission.

The ongoing will-she-wont-she discussions in the media came to a somewhat confused end today when the Rebel Alliance Council announced that Princess Leia, last survivor of the now atomised Alderaan, would go to the front.

Buns

The bun-haired princess of nowhere in particular has previously hit the news by being onboard the ill fated Tantive IV - a ship which only she and a handful of droids survived. She was also on the former 'Death Star' - an ill fated attempt at a weapon of mass destruction that was destroyed through bad planning applications at the beginning of the current conflict.

Brassy

Although the Princess shrugs off these encounters and accusations that she is a 'blaster magnet' in the combat zone she is not so quick to discuss her recent stay at Jabbas 'palace'. Pictures of her outfits have been found in both Imperial and Rebel locker rooms throughout the old republic.

Royal Appointment

With the revelation that the young Princess will now serve at the front many critics fear that the whole operation may be endangered - as one small wrinkly green critic noted -

"Another, there is..."

Rebel troopers prepared for the operation by banding together to provide themselves with t-shirts indicating "I'm no Princess" and "Not by Royal Appointment." The Princess is reported as being 'not amused.'

Doubtless she will receive a minor wound and be hailed a heroine of the Republic whilst dozens of others are shipped back from Endor in paper bags.

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