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Issue 59

25 April 2008

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Marathon Madness

Just as they seem to have recovered from the phone quiz scandals that rocked broadcasting in 2007, the Orion Bag can reveal that the BBC has resorted to tactics last seen in Capricorn One to ensure the survival of one of the remaining sporting events in their television calendar. We can reveal that The London Marathon does not exist.... » READ MORE

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In this week's issue

Marathon Madness

Just as they seem to have recovered from the phone quiz scandals that rocked broadcasting in 2007, the Orion Bag can reveal that the BBC has resorted to tactics last seen in Capricorn One to ensure the survival of one of the remaining sporting events in their television calendar. We can reveal that The London Marathon does not exist.... » READ MORE

Previously in the Orion Bag

Football ZOMBIE WIFE DAZZLES WORLD PRESS